adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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