East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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