did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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