If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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