So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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