She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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