i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to have your abortion
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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