so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Can I color on your dick again?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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