where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
