You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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