ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Two words: blizzard sex
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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