I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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