someone threw a dead crab at me
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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