'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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