She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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