your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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