Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
wow bdsm is so cute
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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