yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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