i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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