So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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