I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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