"it" just moved
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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