508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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