Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I cut my penus on the lid.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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