he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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