just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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