what if I'm pregnant?
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I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Are we still banned from the library?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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