I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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