check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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