Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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