i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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