Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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