i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
God, I missed his penis.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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