no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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