he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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