But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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