Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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