their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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