just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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