Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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