the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
These tits shall not be calmed
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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