He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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