You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i out mim tonsoeep
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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