that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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