should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
