..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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