you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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