whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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