You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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