If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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