You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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