There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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