Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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