i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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