Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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