scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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