I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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