yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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