remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
