did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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